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MAIL IN YOUR VOTES!
Now in Boston/Cambridge -- Coming soon to a town near you?
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Date: Thu, 14 Dec 89 09:28:51 -0500
From: Jim Hofmann 5577 <hofmann@itd.nrl.navy.mil>
Message-Id: <8912141428.AA29119@css.itd.nrl.navy.mil>
Subject: MAIL IN YOUR VOTES!
BIGGEST WANKER OF 1989:
The nominees are:
Mother Angelica - a rising star in the realm of wankerhood, "Mother"
as her friends know her, warns that if you even step into a theater
that has shown "Last Temptation of Christ", you WILL go to Hell and
your skin will be "froggy" for all eternity.
Jim Bakker - Poor Jim, make a complete ass out of himself this year
but what else is new. My, from burning rock records to playing
"hide the weasel" in the short space of four years!
That Guy From Secrets Of Success - "You too can become a millionaire",
yeah right buddy. The secret he doesn't tell you is that the only
way to become a millionaire is to dupe a couple million suckers into
attending your worthless real estate seminars.
Jesse Helms - "Piss Christ", Mapplethorpe, Gregory Johnson - all have
become household words thanks to this man. Hey, wait a minute, he
ain't such a bad guy after all!
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From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
Subject: Now in Boston/Cambridge -- Coming soon to a town near you?
Date: Thu, 14 Dec 89 15:24:33 EST
} PROTEST THE OPENING OF THE NEW DOMINO'S PIZZA
}
} Saturday, December 16, 1989 at 12:30-2:30
}
} Corner of Prospect Street and Broadway (near Central Square), Cambridge
} Access via MBTA Buses 83, 87, and 91 and the Red-line Central Square
} T-stop
}
} Tom Monaghan, owner of Domino's Pizza, has given over $110,000 in
} contributions, equipment, and services to fund the terrorist
} organization know as Operation Rescue.
}
} Operation Rescue blockades women's health clinics nationwide. They
} terrorize women and workers going into these clinics for abortions and
} other medical services.
}
} The opening of yet another Domino's Pizza will place more money in the
} hands of Operation Rescue. This perpetuates Domino Pizza's contempt for
} women and their assault on women's lives.
}
} Sponsored by F.A.C.T.
} (Feminists Against Crusading Terrorists)
} reprinted without permission
}
} For more information, call 629-2645.
Maybe I'll go in during the demo: "Hello, I'd like to order a pizza to
go, with some sliced fetus and extra cheese."
("You've got the wrong man, Roccocco! -- I spell my name `DANGER')
Maybe they'll open one soon in *your* neighborhood, and you can have
fun, too.
-- dr foo
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Date: Thu, 14 Dec 89 17:58 MST
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