Today's Topics:
what I did on my Xmas vacation
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From: Christopher Maeda <cmaeda@a.gp.cs.cmu.edu>
Date: Sun, 14 Jan 90 18:35:26 EST
Subject: what I did on my Xmas vacation
Reply-to: cmaeda@cs.cmu.edu
Message-ID: <9001141835.aa00726@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu>
Not owning a TV, and having parents who do makes for an interesting
time. I was in Hawaii watching this 24hour televangelism channel that
was wedged in between two shopping channels. I was almost convinced
that I should buy the 24 karat gold-on-silver bracelet for my honey.
Christian rock is kind of like phone sex when compared to the real
thing. Jimmy Swaggart can't sing worth shit even though he thinks he
can. Maybe he'll start releasing albums to grab the vacancy in market
share left by Tammy Faye Bakker.
I saw Imelda Marcos browsing in the Sharper Image in the Ala Moana
Mall in Honolulu. Someone said she has the habit of buying lots of
stuff and then returning it a couple days later. I also heard the
rumor that Ferdinand's body is lying permanently in state somewhere
around Kaneohe, Oahu and you can pay money to see him. I didn't get a
chance to go. Can someone in Hawaii go there and send me some
postcards?
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Date: Sun, 14 Jan 90 16:23:57 -0800
From: Roadkill Collector <gristle@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
Message-Id: <9001150023.AA09826@ucscb.UCSC.EDU>
Subject: mail
Here's a quick, cheap, simple bomb.
Take an empty plastic large size soft drink bottle and fill it about
1/4 full of aluminum foil.
Pour silicon board etchant in and close the lid tightly.
Then run or throw it within one second of the silicon board etchant hittin the foil and it will explode with a spew of acid, foil, and plastic.
variations of this may include separating the two within the container
until the container is moved.
enjoy..gristle
NOW FOR THE REAL PURPOSE OF THIS LETTER:
I sent some junk to ya'll a while back and have received no mail
from you. what's up?
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