Today's Topics:
They're Heeeeee-ee-eere!
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Message-Id: <9001152057.AA13504@beethoven.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
Subject: They're Heeeeee-ee-eere!
Date: Mon, 15 Jan 90 15:57:46 EST
} SubGenius Digest #352 15 JAN 90 00:02:14 EST
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} From: Roadkill Collector <gristle@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
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} Here's a quick, cheap, simple bomb.
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} Take an empty plastic large size soft drink bottle and fill it about
} 1/4 full of aluminum foil.
...
} enjoy..gristle
Aw shit. Not here! Cheeses Aged Ker-Iced!
Does the Eff Bee Eye really think that we're important, organized, or
dangerous enough to be worth sending in this agent provocateur
horse-shit?
Great. Now the next overly irradiated pink who gets RIF'ed, steals some
office supplies, and blows up his Silicon Valley boss's doghouse is
gonna lead right back here, and end with our pix in cuff on the front
page of the NYTimes, with a leading anti-crime-strikeforce spokeswoman
explaining our ties to radical shiite coke childporn brigades.
Wonderful. Just remember to paint FUCK! (legibly, in block caps) on
your cheeks and forehead, and look straight at the newscameras. None of
that jacket-over-the-head crap for a SubG.
What, Me Paranoid? Thanks Gristle.
-- dr foo
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