Today's Topics:
A Testimonial from Another Convert
How to make a bomb
Chick Publications
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Date: Tue, 16 Jan 90 08:37:08 est
From: Eric Haines <eye!erich@wrath.cs.cornell.edu>
Message-Id: <9001161337.AA24244@juniper>
Subject: A Testimonial from Another Convert
Yes, indeed, another witness for Bob:
> How could you? I trusted you and yet you led me astray. Or
> perhaps you recognized subgenius traits in me I don't even
> suspect exist? I've read thru about half of "The Book of the
> Subgenius" and it's scary. It started out as a humourous attack
> on organized religion and your basic "everything you know is
> wrong" but soon started making a weird twisted sort of sense, as
> if it was speaking to a part of me which had lain dormant under
> Conspiracy influenced thought patterns. The chapter on Slack was
> almost divinely inspiring...
What more can be said?
-- Eric of the Haineses
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Date: Tue, 16 Jan 90 15:00:24 EST
From: Steve Strassmann <straz@media-lab.media.mit.edu>
Message-Id: <9001162000.AA20862@media-lab>
Subject: How to make a bomb
Here's some more proven ways to get money, sex, and power by making bombs:
Mix WINDEX and CORN SYRUP!
LEGO and DRANO!
CHERRY COKE, DIET PEPSI, and NAILS!
Spread NESTLE'S QUIK on a VIDEOCASSETTE and RUB with OXY-5!
Bake ELMER'S GLUE, POP ROCKS, and TY-D-BOWL at 500 DEGREES!
Stir CLOROX into a BUNDT CAKE with RUBBING ALCOHOL and VINEGAR!
Shake SOY SAUCE, WITCH HAZEL, NITRIC ACID, and a MINT MILANO!
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Date: Tue, 16 Jan 90 23:19:44 EST
From: drw@BOURBAKI.MIT.EDU
Message-Id: <9001170419.AA11975@borel.mit.edu>
Subject: Chick Publications
Can somebody send me the mailing address of these guys (and their
boss-man)? I want to send them something, but I lost the address.
Thanks,
Dale
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