Today's Topics:
The medium has the message
Gerald J. Breen and those like him
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Message-ID: <9001250943.AA25350@media-lab>
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 90 04:43:40 EST
From: Steve Strassmann <straz@media-lab.media.mit.edu>
To: SubGenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: The medium has the message
> This appeared in the Miami Herald classified ads not too long ago, and I
> think it is of interest to many more people. Please post.
>
> THIS is to inform people that I have
> been driving my automobile throughout
> the United States and South Eastern
> Canada for the past year and a half
> while communicating in tactile visions
> with some sexual situations and also in
> telepathic speech with former, deceased
> and current US Government and overseas
> government officials and religious
> leaders, angels of god, movie stars,
> comedians, priests and nuns, ministers...
Some of us didn't need no fucking classified ad to figure this out.
This asshole's been jamming psychic broadcast bands 3B through 8H
(both golden and jade-aura contact emissions) up and down the whole
fucking eastern seaboard for months, and nobody can get any work done.
He would've been lynched long ago if only he'd stayed still long
enough. Now that he's gone and published his address, a lot of
pissed-off people are sure gonna teach him a lesson about channelling
etiquette.
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Message-ID: <9001260347.AA08427@toccata.rutgers.edu>
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 90 22:47:39 EST
From: Rich Rosen <rlr@toccata.rutgers.edu>
To: SubGenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Gerald J. Breen and those like him
> From: Rev Stucco Toast <toad@cs.cmu.edu>
> Subject: Message from Gerald J. Breen
> THIS is to inform people that I have been driving my automobile throughout
> the United States and South Eastern Canada for the past year and a half
> while communicating in tactile visions with some sexual situations and also in
> telepathic speech with former, deceased and current US Government and overseas
> government officials and religious leaders, angels of god, movie stars,
> comedians, priests and nuns, ministers, celebrities, policemen & firemen,
> little children, dancing girls, personal friends, people in general, and have
> been in direct mental communication with dogs and cats; and that we have been
> talking about ideas that may affect the general public. My name is: Gerald J.
> Breen and I live at 7204 Hamilton Hills Drive, Cincinnati, OH 45244.
Personal/classified ad sections frequently (but not frequently enough) get
these great works from people like this. Twelve years or so ago there was
this guy named Broder who put things into the Public Notice section of the
Village Voice, explaining each week which famous people were replaced by
doubles as part of a plot to get him. (Kissinger, Begin, Arafat were prime
duplicatees as I recall.) He also detailed how he returned various cameras
and other items because they were either bugged or otherwise defective in
some way, complete with serial numbers and the names of the stores.
He indicated where he was living (the National Hotel) so we called him there
and told him it was Henry and would he please stop interfering with things.
He said "Yeah, right" a few times and then hung up. Ah, the follies of youth.
-- "Don't want to sell my soul, he's already in me..." Rich Rosen rlr@toccata.rutgers.edu------------------------------
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