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fuck my astral credit rating with an obsidian marlin spike
SubGenius Digest #381
Administrivia:
The digest will be in limbo for about three days while the
airconditioners at Tech Square undergo purification rituals.
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Message-ID: <CMM.0.87.635110550.strata@FENCHURCH.MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 1990 14:35:50 EST
From: "M. Strata Rose" <strata@fenchurch.mit.edu>
Reply-To: strata@eddie.mit.edu
To: SubGenius%MC.LCS.MIT.EDU@Mintaka.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: fuck my astral credit rating with an obsidian marlin spike
So let me get this straight--
1) everybody owes a debt
2) the way to pay it off is death
3) Jesus died for each and every one of ours' debts
4) he came back to life again
That's why I'm not a Christian, I don't *like* my spiritual checks
*BOUNCING*.
'frop off, Xtian slime! The saucers will rattle your teacup- one lump
or an eternity? (*Grab 'em*)
_Strata
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Message-ID: <9002160038.AA07872@ATHENA.MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 15 Feb 90 19:40:27 EST
From: Michael Turyn <mturyn@psyche.mit.edu>
To: SubGenius%MC.LCS.MIT.EDU@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Re: SubGenius Digest #381
It 's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel Howard....
I feel Curly
(woo woo woo woo)
I feel Curly
(woo woo woo woo)
I feel Curly, and squirrelly, and brave
And I 'm surely
Fully ready now to rant and rave
(Nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk nyuk)
I feel Larry
I feel Larry
It is scary, how Larry I seem
Feeling Shempish
Just recedes now like an old bad dream
See that little hand at your chest level
(Now look at this!)
Hear the rash of guttural dog calls
(Woof woof woof woof)
Such a fine long board, such a pair of tongs, niagara falls
I feel Curly
I feel Curly
I feel Curly, and Larry, and Moe
But I know
It 's a curly way that I must go
(woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo nyuk nyuk)
Oddly enough, I don 't like the Three Stooges....
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