Today's Topics:
time to get a satellite dish?
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Date: Thu, 22 Feb 90 13:40:27 EST
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: SubGenius@MC.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: time to get a satellite dish?
} SubGenius Digest #386 22 Feb 90 03:09:28 EST
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} From: Ed Frankenberry <ezf@bbn.com>
} Subject: time to get a satellite dish?
} Summary: good production values
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} The caption reads: "from minister's muff to metal tuff" next to
} a picture of Jessica Hahn in a low-cut outfit clutching a guitar.
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} Recognize the, uh, face? Yep, that's Jessica Hahn dressed for
} her new role as hostess for "Thunder and Mud," a pay-per-view
} cable program dedicated to the unholy marriage of heavy metal
} and female mud wrestling.
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} Is there a "best new T&A exploitation program" category for the ACE
} awards? Or maybe she's just trying to land a part in the sequel to
} "Sorority Babes in the Slime Ball Bowl-A-Rama"?
Yeah, go ahead, laugh all you want!
Here's a prediction from Bob's Holy Smokin' Pipe, and you can save it
and be amazed, or kill yourself (Leeave me out of it):
Someday that spiritual bitch-ette will be a cult-figure bigger than Bob
himSelf! She'll taste the dregs of degradation, become media-slut to
the mentally-masturbed masses, vanish for awhile, and re-emerge as a
mature, matronly religious figure of respected wisdom. She'll be the
biggest thing in reformed harlotry since Empress Theodora of
Constantinople.
Scorn her sequined snatch! Go ahead! Laugh at her ripe, round,
mud-smeared breasts now; you'll bring your children's children to seek
True Wisdom at them someday!
I have spoken! (That'll be 25 cents.)
-- dr foo
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