Today's Topics:
Xemu Revelations of Scientology
Amazing dobbshead offer
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Message-ID: <9003170937.AA11524@sonia.math.ucla.edu>
Date: Sat, 17 Mar 90 01:37:21 PST
From: Vulture of Light <trainor@math.ucla.edu>
To: SubGenius%MC.LCS.MIT.EDU@MINTAKA.lcs.mit.edu
CC: trainor@cs.ucla.edu
Subject: Re: Xemu Revelations of Scientology
Hello, may I suck your dick L.Ron Hubbard., or perhaps you may prefer
this killer acid I keep in my sock... As you may know, or may not
know, L.Ron liked psychoactives but, strangely enough, reported
negatively on their behalf. My friend debated Hubbard at a women's
club meeting, but it was Wotan who butt-fucked the man, over and over.
Yours in Parsons,
douglas j. trainor
P.S. Those "sealed" record will be "unsealed" soon enough. Take it from
me, the Jack Palance of compute science.
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Message-ID: <C2C42671E57FC00A8D@rvax.ccit.arizona.edu>
Date: Sat, 17 Mar 90 18:21 MST
From: LIPPARD@rvax.ccit.arizona.edu
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Amazing dobbshead offer
The L.D. Goodman Co., Inc., 500 S. County Centre Way, St. Louis, MO
63129, is in dire need of Dobbsheads-by-mail.
This company is one of those that mails out sleazy
"Congratulations!! You are ABSOLUTELY GUARANTEED TWO of our
TOP 5 awards" postcards. The five awards are a Chrysler LeBaron
(no, that ain't gonna be one of them), round trip airfare for 2 adult to
Orlando, Florida (maybe this is one, with lots of conditions), $2,500
cashier's check (nope), Magnavox "communications center"
(telephone/alarm clock--I bet you get TWO of these), and complete
Sony home rack stereo system and 21-inch color TV (or $1500 cash
equivalent--no way).
In order to find out which you get, you have to call a 1-900
number, which fine print at the bottom of the card says costs $1.50
for the first minute and $.75 each additional minute and probably
takes at least fifteen minutes. The fine print also says "This is not a
contest, sweepstakes, or lottery. This is a valid premium incentive
offer only. [A what?] Participants responsible for registration,
validation, computer processing, shipping, handling and reservation
cost of awards, not to exceed $249.00. This offer valid for major
credit card holders only."
Rev. Jim
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