SubGenius Digest #423

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SubGenius Digest #423 13 Apr 90 02:26:28 EDT

Today's Topics:

J. R. Dobbs Presents:
road trips
"How to eat a Soft Taco without the mess!"

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Message-ID: <9004121134.aa27390@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu>
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 90 10:28:20 CDT
From: "V. H. Bush" <UC482529%UMCVMB.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: J. R. Dobbs Presents:

|SF-LOVERS Digest Tuesday, 10 Apr 1990 Volume 15: Issue 120
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|Date: 4 Apr 90 08:46:33 GMT
|From: mwk!gleason@moray.sccsi.com (Lee K. Gleason)
|Subject: Re: "B" SF Movies
|
|> Conversely, what is the best (meaning worse) "B" grade SF movie ever
|>made? I already know of the infamous "Plan 9 from Outer Space", but what
|>about others?
|
| _Zontar, Thing From Venus_ is right up there with _Plan 9_, and _Robot
|Monster_. Zontar is from a curious sub-genre, extremely bad SF movies that
|were made in the Dallas-Fort Worth area in the '60s. This category include
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|_Attack of the Killer Shrews_, which featured dogs with carpet glued on
|them as the shrews, and another movie about giant Gila Monsters.
|
| THere was a resurgence of interest in this sub-genre when a later bad
|film was made in the area in the '70s - _Loagan's Run_.

"city of the future" in Logan's Run == Dobbstown?

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Message-ID: <9004121622.AA04484@puffin.sun.com>
Date: Thu, 12 Apr 90 09:22:57 PDT
From: Marianne Kreuscher <mrm@sun.com>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: road trips

Date: Wed, 11 Apr 90 12:12 EDT
Subject: Don't do this at home, kids!

[...]
if their parents would not allow them to go to
the movie, they should take their parents' car and run over them.

[...]
I would encourage other parents to do the same. We must demand that the
media uphold their responsibility towards our young people.

Rosemary Haddad, Greenbrae. [Letter to the SF Chronicle]

Rosemary is right, and Rosemary's Baby is right. I'm glad some
parents saw the movie ("Parents") (was that the name of the one with
all the blood?) and are taking it to heart. She's quite correct to
want better advice for her shadow: the girl should be sure to be "PMS"
at the time, or overdosed on Twinkies, in order to be sure to have
some sort of ironclad defense when the movie gets out.

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Message-ID: <9004130140.aa04671@mintaka.lcs.mit.edu>
Date: Fri, 13 Apr 90 00:30:28 CDT
From: "V. H. Bush" <UC482529%UMCVMB.BITNET@mitvma.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: "How to eat a Soft Taco without the mess!"

1. Leave Taco in Pocket Wrap
until ready to enjoy!

(Illustration: hands unfolding Pocket Wrap from around Soft Taco)

2. Unfold wrap to expose just
enough Taco for a bite or two.

(Illustration: ``Bob'' (NOTE: WITHOUT PIPE!) enjoying a Soft Taco)

3. Keep folding away wrap until
each delicious bite is gone.

Now enjoy a Soft Taco anywhere, even on the go!

(Courtesy of Taco Bell Corp. (c) 1989 Taco Bell Corp.
U.S. Patent #4,608,259)

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