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Message-ID: <A02F24C9445F202D8E@rvax.ccit.arizona.edu>
Date: Mon, 30 Apr 90 18:33 MST
From: LIPPARD@rvax.ccit.arizona.edu
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Dobbs' Funniest Home Videos
On the "America's Funniest Home Videos" TV show last night (which has
an incredibly lame host who should have his tongue cut out), one
segment was videotape of a little girl saying the Pledge of Allegiance.
The punchline of the segment was that in her version, she said:
"...one nation, under 'Bob'..."
Rev. Jim
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Message-ID: <9005010451.AA27915@media-lab>
Date: Tue, 1 May 90 00:51:47 EDT
From: Steve Strassmann <straz@media-lab.media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Books for the intelligence-impaired
Really-From: fhg@mace.cc.purdue.edu (J. F. Blake)
Reprinted from "The Purdue Eudaemonist", without permission.
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Message-ID: <9005010611.AA29856@media-lab>
Date: Tue, 1 May 90 02:11:16 EDT
From: Michael Travers <mt@media-lab.media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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