SubGenius Digest #438

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8 May 90 02:19:14 EDT

Meanwhile, in nearby Beverly Hills, Mayor Maxwell Salter held a
press conference of his own. Salter saluted Beverly Hills resident
Dodie Marshall, who had set "the American record for an IQ test."
Reporters were astounded when Marshall said that she had given the
test to herself and had it notarized "at the Supreme Court in Santa
Monica." Marshall appeared a little miffed that officials from Guiness
hadn't shown up. "I would never fraudulize them," she said. When
asked why Salter had honored Marshall, a spokesman replied, "I
have no idea." Maybe he was fraudulized.

Across the continent in Fort Lauderdale, Florida, Mayor Bob Cox
outraged minorities when he told a group of fourth-graders that to
be mayor a man must be "free, white, and 21." Actually, it seems
that the only requirement for mayor is that a person be really, really
stupid.

Stupidity doesn't stop at the mayor's office, as Texas Republican
gubernatorial candidate Clayton Williams demonstrated at a recent
outdoor press conference. When a light rainfall began, Williams told
reporters it was like a woman being raped, "If it's inevitable, just
relax and enjoy it." Finally, a politician concerned about the victims
of crime.

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