Today's Topics:
fee fie fo felon
...so nu?
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Message-ID: <9005241526.AA16378@puffin.Eng.Sun.COM>
Date: Thu, 24 May 90 08:26:36 PDT
From: Marianne Mueller <mrm@eng.sun.com>
To: SubGenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: fee fie fo felon
Now I don't think twisting a breast is a felony, but it does strike me
as odd that "possession of LSD" and "possession of dynamite" are
felonies, while assault on another (living) person is a triviality.
Either this tells us something about the relative priorities of our
criminal justice system, or it doesn't.
But g-g-g-gosh! It's Gorby Fever sweeping the Bay Area! I gotta go
get some!
p.s. For bonus points, match the following phrase with the one below
that most closely evokes the right answer:
"Gorby climbing the Hoover Tower" is to "Nixon toasting Mao in the
Great Hall O' The People" as ...
a. ... "spotted owl" is to "Russian teddy bear"
b. ... "Raisa visiting Oakland drug clinic" is to "Nancy's red dress"
c. ... "Jimmy Carter sipping tea in Beirut" is to "Bush, Jr., testifying"
d. ... "Frank Zappa singing" is to "obnoxious name-forgotten comedian
who caused all that fuss on
Saturday Night Live"
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Message-ID: <9005241830.AA26150@BEETHOVEN.MIT.EDU>
Date: Thu, 24 May 90 14:30:38 EDT
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: ...so nu?
} SubGenius Digest #445 24 May 90 03:05:13 EDT
} From: Chris Koenigsberg <ckk+@andrew.cmu.edu>
}
} Supporters have organized the Hunter S. Thompson Legal Defense Fund.
So what's the address of this HSTLDF?
-- dr foo
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