Rep. Bob McEwen (R-Ohio) thinks he's found the way to win the drug war. He
has introduced HR 3346, affectionately known as the bounty hunter act.
This law would allow private citizens to bring in drug dealers and get 50
percent of the value of the assets the dealer forfeits if he is convicted.
There's just one problem, Bob. Steve McQueen is dead.
Sanitation crews scooped up 154.3 tons of litter left in Central Park by
Earth Day celebrants. The debris was scattered all over the Great Lawn,
the nearby woods, and even in the trees. The lawn itself was heavily
damaged and several park fences were torn down. Earth Day organizers
promised that the effects of the event would be felt for years to come.
Well, that may be an exaggeration, but officials say it will take "several
months" to clean up Central Park.
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Message-ID: <9006120353.AA08970@jacobi.mit.edu>
Date: Mon, 11 Jun 90 23:53:58 EDT
From: drw@BOURBAKI.MIT.EDU
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: Great moments in brain-death
USA Today had a telephone poll. The question (I'm not making this
up!) was to choose between:
-> Donald Trump symbolizes those things that make America great.
-> Donald Trump symbolizes those things that don't make America great.
(or whatever, I don't remember the words exactly)
*81%* voted in favor of Trump.
Ugh.
Dale
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