The triumph of union rules
Catherine A. Salton (csalton@mongoose)
Mon, 9 Jul 90 19:21:21 PDT
During rehearsals for a scene in *Dick Tracy* in which Madonna,
playing Tracy's chanteuse temptress, takes a deep bow, her
breasts repeatedly and unintentionally popped out of her gown.
A producer suggested a way for a makeup man to solve the problem,
but he refused. "My contract doesn't say anything," the makeup
man replied, "about gluing Madonna's tits to her dress."
Res ipsa loquitur.
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