Well sure, your ontological mystic self-reappraisal doesn't reassess
the quintissential latrachian expression of the bean mythos. You
separate your neo-post-modern classicism from the pathetically trite
symbolism of Hegelian "reve des legumes", as evinced by your
non-iambic recapitulation of the shell as a metaphor for man's
yearning for lower cholesterol levels and higher spirituality.
But hey, even laxative commercials do that these days - which is why
it all seems so familiar.
