Learn the difference;
One belongs, the other does not! (which one can you cook in a pot?)
Why is the hunan bean slack? Naught but by my own decree, because
I EAT WITH GUSTO, GODDAMN, YOU BET!
And when I mix up a pot o' HUNAN beans, LOOK OUT!
I'll pyroflatulate Joe A. off the face of Houston and into the bosom of
JHVH-1! Add the extra chile powder and PREPARE TO MOVE.
Ron says I'm cleared, I can tell by the way he smells (rotting flesh)
that he's lying, his lips aren't moving! (decomposed jaw muscle is a bit
too... slack.) C'mere Connie, lemme french you with my GARLIC BREATH,
will you go for that, you slack VAMPIRETTE in disguise? Thought not.
12 cokes X 4 hours = jittering eyeballs n other stuff, you can take that
equation to the space bankers and BANK on it, uhuh. And when I'm DONE
with my meal, I clean out my bean pot with the COWBOY HAT I swiped off
that Texan'$ head, his bald spot is getting the UV now, is that frop gonna
ward off the skin cancer? Time will tell.
the eating vlad says it's dinnertime. and HE's DAMN HUNGRY.
