the truth

SCOTT SIMPSON (simpsons@vax001.kenyon.edu)
20 Jul 90 09:12:00 EDT

I am surprised that for all his research, Mr. Abernathy did not stumble upon thetruth. In the future I suggest that we keep our pornography and Satanistic
fronts as far away from publicly known SubGenius operations as possible. Maybe
I am being too hasty but perhaps we should shut down InterNet entirely. This
sort of publicity will only inspire other journalists to investigate our
operations. Imagine what they would say if they found out about the money
we're skimming from this thing. (even worse, they may discover what we're
using it for) I don't think alt.tv.muppets has much to worry about thanks to
the recent wave of Henson nostalgia but the rest of our InterNet cells will
have to keep a low profile for at least the next six months. I am sure I don't
need to remind you that one serious leak could bring this whole house of cards
down around our ears.
Yours Truly,
Marmota Monax