....herein lies my witnessing to the power of "Bob":
My car was stolen while I was reveling in Slack at WICN, a public station,
gleefully playing tunes for my audience [small as it is]. Well, I finally
arrived home [after having been given a Test to see if I still exercise my Sense
of Humour] at 06h00...attempting to sleep [and failing], I was moved to get out
of bed at about 8ish as one of my Friendly Neighbors thought that 8 in the
morning is a good time to save my soul with cheezy gospel tunes [the ones that
all sound the same-- a sustain-by-vibrato on every word]. I was rolling in my
angst until about 11ish, when I decided to hear the "What did we tell you about
that town" lecture from my father; I wound up hanging up, very -ahem- distraught
and Slackless. Glenn was headed to That's Entertainment, so I felt the need to
tag along. I recouped my lost Slack by pouring over lurid pulp comics, and
feeling generally good.
I went back to my place refreshed, only to have to deal with my father trying
to harrass me more. While I was being harrassed, Jeremey [mpython] burst in
with words that I will never forget: "I found your fuckin car, man!" I hung up
on my father, grabbed the flak jacket and zoomed out the door. Two blocks from
my house, I found it there...intact...with junk food wrappers all up in it and
tghe only [visible] damage beyond scratches and minor dents was that they had
cracked the column to get it going.
Needless to say, I was elated...I looked up from the car...and there, there
RIGHT where the car was ditched not TWO blocks from my house...THERE, sprayed
on the concrete...was a Dobbshead and the message: "Slack".
Jeremey is now the longest-lasting ShortDurPerSav that I have ever had. He is
marked by Dobbs...Honour him...
Disclaimer: "I'm the only one foolish enough to claim these opinions as mine."
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Blue Blaze Irregular Havoc In The Society: Bronnton of Atlantia
Rev. Dkr. Nick LaRG0, ASC of the First Orthodox MegaSpooTemple of the
Squirting Yeti Dobbs, Clench of the Unrepentant Gunman and Shrine of the
Sacred Bleeding Head.
