The Church of the Sub-G >*IS*< a Con organization. Why else is "Bob"
"God" spelled backwards? Why else does the Church refuse to recognize
the m00se as the ultimate bearer of Slack as well as pretty nifty antlers?
Why else would plaid be back in fashion? Can you see the tattered
ramparts of gleaming neckties waving in the wind? Have the shells
fallen in your commode yet? Has your house received a free Slack-Security
Inspection from Robert's Church of the Idle Scoffer? Have you
copywronged your soul? As you can see Sub-G=Con. The Yetis are the
most expensive lye of the sin-tury, and they don't even get your
teeth whiter brighter and more fun to hold at parties. Join the
Faithful Society of the Eternally Uncommitted or watch the Xists toast
your hot dog buns prettydarnquick you betcha.
