(--from ``The Four--Legged Quaker'', a seventeenth century account
of the unrestrain'd Yeti nature of an English ``Bob''. At the
time, the Quakers were just another ``kook cult'', probably the
source of the obvious confusion between them and what must have
been Ye Churche of the Sous-genie.)
Tell Woodcock, Fox, and Naylor
That Brother Green 's a Stallion
O, alack! for the hope
Of converting the Pope
When a Quaker turns Italian!
(that is, perverted---sorry about seventeenth century Political Correctness).