--That 's right, you heard right:
Despite what the administrative judge said, despite the pleasing
blue colour, despite the hardship wreaked on the skilled native craftsmen,
the DEA is going to raid _everyone_ who sells _anything_ associated with
the production, distribution, sale, or promotion of Apple Gunkies.
That means:
Tweezer manufacturers---tweezers are used to remove the phenylalanine
from Apple Gunkies, preventing phenylketonureac
idiocy (if not any other sort) from afflicting
A.G. consumers.
United Tool & Die-------official manufacturers of the moulds used to
form each A.G. .
Craftsman Tools^{TM}----sounds suspiciously like ``skilled native
craftsmen''.
WBUR--Boston------------they are supported by Software A.G.; under
recent legislation, anyone connected with
anything resembling the sound of an Apple
Gunkie or any acronym or abbreviation therefor
loses all recognisable property rights.
What will we do without our gunkies---oh, I 'm going to crash, oh
I 'm breaking up, we have the parts, we have the technology, we have the
seven-and-seven-eighths-inch worms, we got a goddamn R&B potty band, hell
YEAH, but WE DON 'T FEEL LIKE PUTTING ME BACK TOGETHER, MA'AM. Oh the
humanity, oh the Vogonity, oh the Sub-Geniality. The aura, the aura.
``Mister Dobbs, he dead.''
(Adv.)
Apple Gunkies. Abuse some to-day.
(Adv.)
--Rev. Jordan Wetland.
