SubGenius Digest, Number 466
Monday, 30 July 1990
Today's Topics:
This is a trick!
Stress relief
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Message-Id: <kag98Eu00WB28GuF9Z@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Fri, 27 Jul 90 15:12:16 -0400 (EDT)
From: Samuel Antonio Minter <sm5y+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Robert Joseph Kuszewski <rk39+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: This is a trick!
Cc: Bulletin Board Administration <bb+hobbies.nonconformists@andrew.cmu.edu>,
subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu,
Outbound News <outnews+netnews.alt.slack@andrew.cmu.edu>
X-Andrew-Widereply: internet.bob
References: <DIGEST.184.900321.021031.26@MC.LCS.MIT.EDU>
"Bob is a Salesman"
where the e in salesman was crossed out, until it read,
"Bob is a Salsman"
For those of you who know James Price Salsman, you realize that this
has great religious significance.
"Bob" is dead. Long live James Price Salsman! "Bob" only *promised*
you Time Control. Salsman delivers!
"You mean I really can meet Shakespeare?"
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Professional Student || BITNET: R746PB1P@CMCCVB
Carnegie-Mellon University || NEXUS@DRYCAS
Do not attend this college. || UUCP: ...!harvard!andrew.cmu.edu!pb1p
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"If only I could/make a deal with god/and get him to swap our places..."
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From: "Liz A. Highleyman" <liz@ai.mit.edu>
Date: Fri, 27 Jul 90 17:12:07 EDT
Message-Id: <9007272112.AA04100@fruit-and-fibre>
Subject: Stress relief
FINNS URGE SEX DAYS FOR THE STRESSED-OUT
(Reuter)
HELSINKI, Finland -- Finland's health officials are calling for
government-organized sex holidays as a cure for citizens worn down by
the stress of modern life
``People suffering from stress should be given the oppoportunity
of having sex holidays when they would be able to forget their worries
and concentrate on recuperating in an erotic atmosphere,'' according
to a discussion paper produced by a Health Ministry working party.
The idea will be considered next month by heads of Finalnd's
state-financed national health service, a ministry spokesman said
Wednesday.
``Lack of free time and various social obligations are the main
impediments to a satisfying sex life,'' the paper said.
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