SubGenius Digest, Number 476
Friday, 24 August 1990
Today's Topics:
Re: SubGenius Digest #475
I like it better like this!
SubGenius Digest #474
machine translation?
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Date: Thu, 23 Aug 90 10:22:16 PDT
From: "Michael J. Tuciarone" <tooch@mongoose.eng.sun.com>
Subject: Re: SubGenius Digest #475
> La Subgenius Kunesto resanigxas ruinajn membrojn de poluigxanta socio!
>
> Jen estas kio de malmultaj geuloj diras...[etc. at length]
La Esperanto no es lingua real. Todo Esperantoj escrit sentencej petit.
Las mi remindo de Espanol de high school. No personoj parla Esperanto
in vida real. So Esperanto es la lingua perfecta de Subgenioj.
Partij on, dudoj!
--the Rightmost Right Most Rev. Touche Irony
de la Chapel de Virgen de Turbo-Hydramatic 350
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Date: Thu, 23 Aug 90 15:03:05 EDT
From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Subject: I like it better like this!
Message-Id: <9008231903.AA12059@PEDAGOGUE.MIT.EDU>
} Date: Wed, 22 Aug 90 22:01:51 PDT
} From: Gun Control is Hitting Your Target <bandy@catnip.berkeley.ca.us>
} To: esperanto@rand.org.uucp
}
} La Subgenius Kunesto resanigxas ruinajn membrojn de poluigxanta socio!
It makes more sense this way:
Yn Fhotravhf Xharfgb erfnavtknf ehvanwa zrzoebwa qr cbyhvtknagn fbpvb!
Wra rfgnf xvb qr znyzhygnw trhybw qvenf...
"Zv ar rfgnf grehevgn rx qr 1961. Iv ceninf, ynhkqh yn Qvb! Irer av
ahen rfcreb rfgnf CRAGRPB."
"Zv fpvnf xr rfgnf vn zvfb cev yn Fhab xnw Irahfb - aha zv uninf cehiba.
Zv oranf ivna ynobeba."
"Fhovgr rfgnf IVEVABW IVEVABW IVEVABW! Ub, ivn yvoeb ``Nwkbw ivqv xnw
snev'' rfgnf OBARTN!"
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| | ranges for June..."
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Date: Thu, 23 Aug 90 14:23:01 CDT
From: prince@pebbles.tcs.uh.edu
Subject: SubGenius Digest #474
Message-id: <9008231923.AA05479@pebbles.tcs.uh.edu>
Date: Wed, 22 Aug 90 09:29:40 EST
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Subject: muskie
smoked turkey, tejas ribs, red beans and rice, jombolia, peanut brittle.
^^^^^^^^
Try 'jamba-lia' with the 'j' pronounced like the j in 'dijon'.....and the
'lia' with the tone of voice of "yo mama!".....'Jambalia' should be spoklen as
if it were an explicative.
Thats how we used to say it.
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Date: Thu, 23 Aug 90 13:45:56 EST
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Message-Id: <9008231845.AA01824@shadow.>
ben f. was really into a reformed spelling and an expanded alphabet. you can
say "bush" for the next 3 years. stanford campus r mcdonald house, mud trench,
el camino real, c share at the coop. fall fly arabic flambe. i owe jimmy c. $4
and his pen back. 27 miles north of sanjose. "the voka's goo, but the meat is
spoiled". murrals of staring shadowy figures line the mall area. the last time
i had crabs, i married her. steamed over equal parts white vinigar and water,
cover each layer with an equal mix of salt and old bay. some say that sept 4
comes a special day in LA, but i say "no", jimbo has not delivered those new
heads. for thy heareth and obeyeth. mark my word, the bean shall be venerated.
Hail "Bob" for he is a bullwark, and a he is dealing. eye sees all for $10.
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