Subgenius Digest Wed, 19 Sep 90 Volume 2 : Issue 2
Today's Topics:
i just wrote a new song
rumors abound
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Date: Tue, 18 Sep 90 11:05:53 EDT
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Subject: i just wrote a new song
To: MC.LCS.MIT.EDU!SubGenius@uu.psi.com
anyone want to hear it?!!
"your dog is dinner for me and my baby" (walking blues in the "B" key)
by dr. macadamia "canineguts" willie
your dog is dead
your dog's dead meat
your dog is dinner for me and my baby
your dog has gone
and it wont be long
just a prandial repast for me and my baby
your dog was tough
so lean and tough
but i'll swiss it for hours for me and my baby
you fed it for years
kept it by your side
that sweet old dog is dinner for me and my baby
today we eat
but tomorrow comes
and when i hear those cries
i'll be looking for dinner for me and my baby
yeah, i'll be looking for dinner
yeah, i'll be looking for dinner
i'll be looking for dinner
always looking for dinner
always looking
i'll be looking
i'll be looking for dinner for me and my baby
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Date: Tue, 18 Sep 90 13:43:06 EDT
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Subject: rumors abound
To: MC.LCS.MIT.EDU!SubGenius@uu.psi.com
i thought this was interesting, couched though it is, and evoking of much
good SubG hilarity, given the rapid approach of 1998:
i heard that the military is being served food neither purchased or produced
in the united states.
i heard that no beans are being served to the US military forces in SaAr.
i heard that george bush is doing a "covert thing" in SaAr.
a big thing involving several aspects of the october suprise thing and alot
of war on drugs durg running.
i heard that:
there is no intention of reinstalling the old Ku government.
there is no intention to leave SaAr.
there is a plan to reinstate the peace-time draft in the near term.
i heard that there is a plan to effectively lower the minimum wage, with the
intent to manipulate housing and demographics and military enlistment.
i heard that there is a plan to make it such that when a person goes on
social security, they get only what they contributed, with no interest accrued
, and with taxes pre-withheld.
i heard that there is a plan to make it such that you will not be able to
claim a child as a dependent unless that child has a social security number,
and once 15, that said child is preregistared for the draft.
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/(_ _)\ Joshua Glasser
)^\\_\-=-/_//^( Artificial Intelligence Technologies, Incorporated
/o (@)/.\(@) o\ 40 Saw Mill River Road
\/ ^__ ^ __^ \/ Hawthorne, New York 10532
\|\VVV/|/ (914) 347 - 6860 Fax: (914) 347 - 3182
\\AAA//
\~~~/ UUCP: uupsi!shadow!joshua or uupsi!ait.com!joshua
))|(( ARPA: JOSHUA%AIT.COM@UU.PSI.COM
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