Today's Topics:
Negative information is still information
what do you think?
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Date: Wed, 26 Sep 90 13:48:03 EDT
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
Subject: Negative information is still information
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
I have just learned that former ex-President Richard M. Nixon's social
security number is NOT 567-68-0515.
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Date: Wed, 26 Sep 90 11:26:16 EDT
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Subject: what do you think?
To: MC.LCS.MIT.EDU!SubGenius@uu.psi.com
i am the GILES- an assertion that i am confident you have now thereof been
thoroughly convinced. it has probably occurred to many of you on your own
even. thus, you may feel that this preamble is superFROPilous. but least you
become too apathetic and stupid, dupes one and all of the CON and evil UFOs,
i am attaching this preamble disaregardless in some optimistic idea of rallying
you all into collective action against a common enemy, so to speak. "guess it
must be up to me".
what do you think? first let us consider the process. let me assert that SLACK
is a primary mover. but like all good primary movers, the first true SLACK had
to come from somewhere. i, of course, know what the anwser is here. so, let us
leave this digression.
what do you think? first let us consider the purpose. let me assert that SLACK
is an objective distinction in a system of infinite coincident smooth continums
but like all good objective distinctions, the first true SLACK had to have been
asserted. i, of course, know what the anwser is here. so, let us leave this
digression.
what do you think? first let us consider the goal. let me assert that SLACK is
an island; a great stiletto with a blue pearl handle. but like all good islands
or knives, the first true SLACK had to have arisen purposely. i, of course,
know what the anwser is here. so, let us leave this digression.
what do you think? i, of course, know what the anwser is here. so, let us
leave this digression.
"bob", dick had had "had", had had "had had". "had had" had had the more
pleasing effect.
bats i stab ere bats i stab ere bats i stab
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