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A found rant (old)
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Date: Fri, 19 Oct 90 09:54:09 CDT
From: Steve Guccione <steveg@cayman.amd.com>
Subject: A found rant (old)
To: SubGenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
A found rant in a .sig file:
> Article 2850 of junk:
> >From: whalen@panarea.usc.edu (Tim Whalen)
[...]
> "Whoo-oop! I'm the old original iron-jawed, brass-mounted,
> copper-bellied corpse-maker from the wilds of Arkansaw! Look at me!
> I'm the man they call Sudden Death and General Desolation! Sired by a
> hurricane, dam'd by an earthquake, half-brother to the cholera, nearly
> related to the small pox on my mother's side! Look at me! I take
> nineteen alligators and a bar'l of whisky for breakfast when I'm in
> robust health, and a bushel of rattlesnakes and a dead body when I'm
> ailing! I split the everlasting rocks with my glance, and I squench
> the thunder when I speak! Whoo-oop! Stand back and give me room
> according to my strength! Blood's my natural drink, and the wails of
> the dying is music to my ear! Cast your eye on me, gentlemen!--and
> lay low and hold your breath, for I'm 'bout to turn myself loose!"
>
> - Mark Twain
>
-- Steve
-- 10/19/90
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