Today's Topics:
the art of commercialism -- cock n' balls cereal
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Date: Mon, 22 Oct 90 23:18:54 PDT
From: "Niels P. Mayer" <mayer@hplnpm.hpl.hp.com>
Subject: the art of commercialism -- cock n' balls cereal
To: hipsters@smarmy.corp.sun.com, SUBGENIUS@mc.lcs.mit.edu
I was just sitting down w/ a bowl-o-cereal readin them thar list mails.
When I thoughts about something massively commercial, something that kids
would love to eat, and something that would piss off Jesse Helms in a big way.
Yup -- thats when I thought of COCK N' BALLS cereal. They'd be like capn'
crunchberries, but shaped, ahh... differently. Later on, depending on
market success, funding for research into other sex-cereal variants could
occur, e.g. NUTS & HONEY, T&A CRUNCH, TOASTED REAM-O's, etc.
Anybody know how to go about making and selling pornographic cereal?
Sales would be easy in certain districts of San Francisco, as well as in
trendy adult-type stores.
Since yer all a bunch of shifty-eyed creeps, I hereby copyright the look
and feel of the hitherto aforementioned cereals and the notion of a
bedside metaphor.
(c) Copyright 1990, Niels Mayer, all rights reserved.
Send lawyers guns, and money!
-- Niels.
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