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Actor Corey Feldman Arrested
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Date: Fri, 07 Dec 90 14:24:57 PST
From: trainor%bill-n-ted.esd.sgi.com@sgi.com
Subject: Actor Corey Feldman Arrested
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
LOS ANGELES (UPI) -- Actor Corey Feldman was arrested for driving
without a license and booked into jail after officers discovered a
warrant for an unpaid traffic violation, police said Friday.
Feldman, 19, whose voice is heard in the film ``Teenage Mutant Ninja
Turtles'' and who appeared in ``Stand by Me,'' ``Goonies'' and ``Lost
Boys,'' was released after posting a bond of $528.
Sgt. Pat Findlay said police stopped Feldman in his 1989 BMW in
Hollywood at 10:50 p.m. Thursday. Feldman did not show his drivers
license when he was asked for it and police discovered it had been
suspended, Findlay said.
Feldman last September was arrested for outstanding traffic warrants
and charged with heroin possession when packets of the drug were
discovered inside tiny ``turtle action toys'' during a booking search.
At the time, Feldman had just finished a drug rehabilitation program
after he was charged in March with possessing 25 balloons of heroin and
cocaine. That arrest also came after he was stopped for a traffic
violation.
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Date: Thu, 6 Dec 90 18:39:08 PST
From: Sekreta Satano <autodesk!melange!abeals@fernwood.mpk.ca.us>
Subject: extra points for the source
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From: bandy@catnip.berkeley.ca.us (Gun Control is Hitting Your Target)
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Date: 6 Dec 90 08:05:04 GMT
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Date: Fri, 07 Dec 90 12:22:42 EST From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu Subject: Wile E. Coyote, Super-Genius! To: well!ces@apple.com
} Subgenius Digest Fri, 7 Dec 90 Volume 2 : Issue 53 } ... } } The Arizona (U.S.) Highway Patrol came upon a pile of smoldering } metal imbedded into the side of a cliff rising above the road, } at the apex of a curve. } ... } } It seems that a guy had somehow got hold of a JATO unit, (Jet } Assisted Take Off, actually a solid-fuel rocket).... } Then he attached the JATO } unit to his car, jumped in, got up some speed, and fired off the JATO!! } } Best as they could determine, he was doing somewhere between 250 and } 300 mph (350-420kph) when he came to that curve.... } } MORAL: } } Solid-fuel rockets don't have an 'off'... once started, they burn at } full thrust 'till the fuel is all gone.
I wonder if it was an ACME rocket?
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------- |Gary L. Dryfoos | MORAL: |ARPA/Internet: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu | | UUCP/Usenet: ...mit-eddie!athena.mit.edu!dryfoo| Solid-fuel rockets | Phone: (617) 253-0184 / (617) 864-4248 | don't have an 'off'... | USPS: P.O. Box 505 Cambridge, MA 02142 | +=============================================================================
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