Subgenius Digest V2 #56

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Subgenius Digest Wed, 12 Dec 90 Volume 2 : Issue 56

Today's Topics:
JHVH-1 Lives!
SubGenius I Ching Master
synthetic cretins
Trucker from God, tank, JFK, trees
Why I think e-mail is the best technology of the century
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Date: Tue, 11 Dec 90 09:06:30 EST
From: "Walter A. Nolan" <wan@eng.ufl.edu>
Subject: JHVH-1 Lives!
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu

The Work Ethic Lives!

_Independent Florida Alligator_

GAINESVILLE, FL - Phillip Wilder of Gainesville said he has been
collecting cans for 10 years, and he is proud to make his living by
recycling instead of using food stamps. Wilder said dumpsters at
mobile homes are the best place to find cans because eyeryone throws
their trash there. He also said he painted on the gate behind him
as a birthday present to Jesus.

Over this blurb is a photo of Mr Wilder (an emaciated looking bum
wearing a 'Jesus Saves' hat) in the workplace. The painting is the
word 'JESUS' scrawled on a board in the dumpster pen.

Could this be JHVH-1 sneaking around the Earth????

If you look closely at the bottom right corner, you can see a toaster.
What does this mean???

GIF enclosed

Drew -- wan@eng.ufl.edu

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Date: Tue, 11 Dec 90 12:18:14 PST
From: trainor%bill-n-ted.esd.sgi.com@sgi.com
Subject: SubGenius I Ching Master
To: SubGenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu

------- Forwarded Message

From: <2wsa044@GC.BITNET> "Fred Sobotka"

A recent session with my analyst brought up memories of Crayon Tommy,
a boy who lived across the street from me when we were both seven years old.
Since Tom had the cooler collection of toys, playtime usually took place in his
room instead of mine. I guess his father was a gynecologist, because Tommy
always had an ample supply of medical texts displaying the female genitalia in
various diseased forms. Since we usually talked about these pictures as we
looked, Tommy would turn on his little AM radio and tune into this station
that played mariachi music all day.
After we finished gazing at pictures of vaginas ravaged by venereal
disease, Tom would pull out his orange and green box of 64 Binney and Smith
Crayola Crayons. This is when I usually started feeling uncomfortable.
After putting the crayons down, Tom would pull down his pants and underwear
and get on his knees and bend over with his little ass up in the air. One time
he clutched both cheeks and pulled them away from each other, exposing his
asshole. "My older brother showed me this...he says it's called the 'redeye'",
he said. Most of the time, though, he would open the box and start selecting
colors, "Hmmm...let's see. How about burnt orange, sepia, thistle, and forest
green...I tried burnt umber, but it looked the same after I pulled it out."
After he selected about four or five colors, He would start inserting each
one into his anus. After he had two in there, he would dig a finger in there
and pull them out...admiring the new colors he created. I didn't know what to
do, so I always sat there awestruck.

------- End of Forwarded Message

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Date: Tue, 11 Dec 90 07:03:08 EST
From: Steve Strassmann <straz@media-lab.media.mit.edu>
Subject: synthetic cretins
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu

From: Michael Travers <mt@media-lab.media.mit.edu>

O R I G I N

As a preliminary phase of this ambition, we are attempting to
formally define or synthesize from various network resources a
highly refined syncretic composite of ethical and moral
principles,...

I actually sent away a few months ago for a sample of this syncretic
composite. For $15.95, they sent me a small, reddish-brown block about
the size of a rubber eraser. It has an oily surface, slightly
pockmarked and dull in places, and would be very brittle except for
the tangled network (presumably moral fibers) embedded in it. It's
surprisingly dense (actually, pretty average for a syncretic
composite), and impervious to rational solvents. After a few days'
exposure to sunlight, however, it decays into ordinary radicals.

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Date: Tue, 11 Dec 90 12:00:25 -0500 (EST)
From: Chris Koenigsberg <ckk+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Trucker from God, tank, JFK, trees
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu

1.) The N.Y.Times yesterday had a small article about a trucker driving
a flatbed trailer truck in Hayward, California who radioed his wife that
God was telling him he could drive over cars and barriers. So he
promptly drove over a bunch of barriers and cars on the highway,
smashing them all in the process of course until the police took him
away. Sorry I didn't save the actual article to type it in verbatim.

2.) Also in the Times, there was an American soldier somewhere in
Germany who just had his driving license taken away for drunken driving.
So the next day he showed up in a tank instead of a car, driving it down
the middle of the street, with police cars trying to chase him.....

3.) Also the cover of the Weekly World News reports that the
long-rumored secret "love child" of JFK and Marilyn Monroe has finally
decided to speak out and identify herself in public after
twenty-some-odd years in anonymity, did anyone actually pick up the rag
and read the article? Must be a conspiracy of silence, why haven't we
read this anywhere else? Inquiring space aliens want to know!

4.) Pittsburgh had the distinction in recent years of being sued by the
ACLU to remove a religious display from the steps of the city government
building. First there was a Christmas tree, then a Menorah. A case made
it to the U.S.Supreme Court. The city was ordered to remove the
religious display from the steps of the building. Christian groups
protested and wanted their tree back up, but Jewish groups agreed with
the ruling and moved their menorah elsewhere to private property.

This year the Mayor, Sophie Masloff, announced that she would comply
with the law and not ask the city to put up a Christmas tree again
(she's a Jewish grandmother, by the way). Why waste all that money on
another legal battle, since the ACLU has served notice that it will
instantly file suit to block the tree's erection........Immediately a
righteous City Council named "Baldy" Regan announced a crusade to defy
the Mayor and put the Christmas tree back up. He used to be the head of
the fireman's union. His big claim to political fame was getting elected
from the district formerly represented by former Council President Ben
Woods, who was indicted and convicted of corruption and removed from
office, now cooling his heels in jail, while Baldy sits on the Council.

Fortunately, the rest of City Council has ignored him and voted
something like 9-2 against granting him a permit as a private citizen to
erect a Christmas tree on the steps of the City-County Building. Only
one other idiot, unfortunately the current City Council President, Jack
Wagner, voted with "Baldy" to put up the tree.

I'm proud to live in a city where the true principle of attaining
maximum slack is practiced in every level of city and county
government.....

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Date: Tue, 11 Dec 90 18:39:55 EST
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
Subject: Why I think e-mail is the best technology of the century
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu

} From: uadmin@ATHENA.MIT.EDU
} To: dryfoo@ATHENA.MIT.EDU
} Cc: uadmin@ATHENA.MIT.EDU
} Subject: Hello
} Date: Tue, 11 Dec 90 18:10:31 EST
}
} Hello... Seen this?
}
} Top 10 Boston Red Sox Team Rule - March 2, 1989
}
} 10. During team orgies, players must stick to batting order.
} 9. Do not bring mistress to ballpark on Camera Night.
} 8. Pine tar to be used on bats only.
} 7. Married men must prove they are traveling with more than one
} girlfriend to get extra game tickets.
} 6. All team members must wear protective equipment.
} 5. Players batting under .300 are forbidden to cheat on their wives.
} 4. When writing autobiography, do not blaspheme Allah.
} 3. Girlfriends must sign out catchers mask and shinguards.
} 2. All 5-time league batting champions should keep their mouths shut
} for awhile, Boggs.
} 1. Choke up on it.

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|Gary L. Dryfoos | MORAL:
|ARPA/Internet: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu |
| UUCP/Usenet: ...mit-eddie!athena.mit.edu!dryfoo| Solid-fuel rockets
| Phone: (617) 253-0184 / (617) 864-4248 | don't have an 'off'...
| USPS: P.O. Box 505 Cambridge, MA 02142 |
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