Today's Topics:
Watch those fingers!
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Date: Fri, 4 Jan 91 05:46:15 EST
From: Alan Bawden <alan@ai.mit.edu>
Subject: Watch those fingers!
To: SUBGENIUS@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Date: 03 Jan 91 17:42:33 EST
From: MTG@csi.compuserve.com
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Procter & Gamble... 1-800-543-7276... who give thousands of pets
new, space-efficient homes, and give their lives new
meaning and new value.
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Right.
Aren't these the guys with the satanic moon-and-stars logo? Do they use
these "pets" in some form of devil-worship? How do they obtain these
"pets"? Are there guys in Procter & Gamble trucks roaming around the
streets kidnapping innocent dogs and cats? Do they go for anything cute,
cuddly or fuzzy? Perhaps they occasionally pick up a small child or two --
never can tell with those satanists.
Maybe I'll send them a few bucks to help them in their campaign against
"pets". Perhaps I'll send them some new ideas as well. I always get a
good chuckle reading about LD50 tests. How much Ivory Snow do you suppose
you have to force-feed to a kitten before it has a 50% chance of dying?
BTW, these 800 numbers are actually pretty easy to come buy. For example,
not 5 feet from where I am sitting I found a bottle of Pepto-Bismol (made
by Procter & Gamble) which tells me that I can call 1-800-543-7270 with my
questions and comments. So if you -really- wanted to bug Procter & Gamble
you could easily have done it without wanting for it to show up in
propaganda from the fuzzy animal liberation front -- although personally I
hope you have something better to do with your time. ("pets"?)
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