Today's Topics:
well??
You read it here first.
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Date: Thu, 17 Jan 91 13:48:59 EST
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Subject: well??
To: mc.lcs.mit.edu!SUBGENIUS@uu.psi.com
yes!
i wish i was out there!
being directly responsible; doing "Bob"'s work!
if you wish i was out there too, you owe it to yourself to send me
as much money as you can to fund my transportation and equipment.
I'll write you from persia!
these donations are, of course, not tax deductable!! no recipts will be issued.
"believe me! i know. "Bob" sold it, i smoked it, and that settles it!!"
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Date: Thu, 17 Jan 91 12:00:06 EST
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
Subject: You read it here first.
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
The All-Seeing Dr. Foo makes a prediction:
I was struck by the premonition that an early casualty of the Gulf War
will be Doonesbury's own B.D. I will not be surprised if Mr. Trudeau
kills him, or at least blows off a miscellaneous leg or two in the next
few weeks.
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| Phone: (617) 253-0184 / (617) 864-4248 | Fish to fry.)"
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Date: Thu, 17 Jan 91 15:35:41 -0500
From: Miria Brigid <zelig@ai.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Who can be sure? Bob can be sure... Aren't you sure of that?
Should there be war? The world is not sure... Aren't you sure of that?
What should you do? Are you not sure? Aren't you sure of that?
Be sure. I'm sure you should be sure. Aren't you sure of that?
--Miria
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Date: Thu, 17 Jan 91 16:10:28 -0500
From: Miria Brigid <zelig@ai.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
BE! BE BOB! What is Bob to you? Go figure! You do the math!
1, 2, 3,
You are Bob to me!
0, 1, 2,
Who is Bob to you?
Count to infinity,
And Bob is you and me.
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