Today's Topics:
another prediction...
a weird new poster
Be BOB?
woowiee, Miria!
(plus 2 messages with no subject line)
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Date: Fri, 18 Jan 91 20:41:44 EST
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
Subject: another prediction...
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Lots of Israelis are spending long days and nights in-doors, with little
to except listen for air raid sirens.
Therefore: I predict that in around the middle of September, Israel will
experience a Rosh HaShanah (New Year's) baby boom...
... and none of these kids will be named "Saddam".
-- Nostra da Moose
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Date: Fri, 18 Jan 91 21:04:13 EST
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
Subject: a weird new poster
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
} Subgenius Digest Fri, 18 Jan 91 Volume 2 : Issue 74
...
} From: Miria Brigid <zelig@ai.mit.edu>
} Date: Thu, 17 Jan 91 16:10:28 -0500
...
} 1, 2, 3,
} You are Bob to me!
} 0, 1, 2,
} Who is Bob to you?
} Count to infinity,
} And Bob is you and me.
Well... Hey! Welcome aboard! I like this stuff waaay better than those
interminable BEAN poems.
-- Iraqian Bullwinkle
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Date: 18 Jan 91 09:35:29 EST
From: MTG@csi.compuserve.com
Subject: Be BOB?
To: SUBGENIUS@mc.lcs.mit.edu
>BE! BE BOB! ...
Be BOB a-loo BOB a-wop-bam-BOO. Toupee Fruity!
Mark G.
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Date: Fri, 18 Jan 91 16:47:15 EST
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Subject: woowiee, Miria!
To: mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uu.psi.com
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Date: Fri, 18 Jan 91 16:51:57 PST
From: Andrew Schloss <aschloss@sol.uvic.ca>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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Date: Sat, 19 Jan 91 00:51:29 EST
From: Michael Turyn <mturyn@psyche.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
I Frop on the City with ``Bob''
(dedicatd to Hal Robbins)
I walk each night to the urban street
Where the fire-fights flare up each morning
And the shots I hear, all the hate and fear
Cements my faith aborning
CHORUS:
For he smokes with me
And he jokes with me
And he sells me all that I own
And the frop we share, in the alley there
I 'm blest to have but once known
We wander along by the crack-house step
Me, ``Bob'', His Pipe, and His Grin
Shouts in, ``I 'm the drug that 's new and hep
To rid you of Slackness and Sin.'' (CHORUS)
He will show me the Pink Boy in his Pink House
Pink Wife and his 2 wee Pink Kids
And with joy sublime, ``Bob'' will take the time
To explain why the .3 rd one 's His. (CHORUS)
We see Hip Dudes and their Dudette Pets
As they strive to achieve great Success, all
But suck cess all they might, great will be their Plight
When they 're sold to the X--ist Mess Hall
And I see all the SubG 's the Con 's not yet killed
All struggling, secret, and strong
Getting little pay, waiting for X--day
Knowing that it won 't be long
And he shops with me
And he frops with me
And he shows me sales techniques
And time I bought, in which I was Taught
Made my Spirit Big $$$ in Just Weeks
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