Today's Topics:
CNN Uncovers Satanist Plot!
fast money
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Date: Mon, 21 Jan 91 07:28:21 PST
From: Thant Tessman <thant%horus.esd.sgi.com@sgi.com>
Subject: CNN Uncovers Satanist Plot!
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
>From: Steven Mesnick <pro-angmar!steffan@alfalfa.com>
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> The other day I think I saw a very serious report on CNN in which a Madonna
> record was played backward and Satanic lyrics were supposedly heard
> (complete with subtitles superimposed for the paranoia-impaired on screen).
[...]
This has always puzzled me. In elementary school (where such experts
abound), I was told that the Lord's Prayer said backwards was a Satanic
prayer. If this is true, then why isn't a Satanic Prayer said backwards a
Prayer to the Lord?
thant
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You are free. Does that frighten you?
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Date: Mon, 21 Jan 91 21:05:45 EST
From: blount@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: fast money
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Wanna make a quick 15x on your investment? Take a time machine back
to Friday and buy Raytheon (Patriot missile contractor) stock. Then
sell Tuesday. Monday the stock reportedly rose from $4 to $74.
War profiteering for Bob!
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