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Date: Thu, 24 Jan 91 19:04:09 EST
From: Michael Turyn <mturyn@psyche.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Sales Rant
Oh yeah, them Pink Boys don 't know shit from shinola, because they _like_
shit, they live in it, they won 't buy it if it _isn 't_ shit. They live in
Hell, and we can tell them that, but they don 't care, they just say, ``Well,
I guess it _is_ Hell, but we 've been here for awhile, we 've made some improve-
ments to our little Flame Pit, we know some people here, our kid 's in school...
Sure, there is all that WAILING and GNASHING OF TEETH, 'fact we gnash our teeth
twice a year and see our devil after every meal, I guess we LIKE it in here.''
They live in Hell, they like Hell, they won 't buy it unless it 's Hell.
That 's how we can sell them Hell, they 'll snap it up---and we shouldn 't feel
bad about it, because the Hell we sell them is sooooo much better than the
`Heaven they _thought_ they wanted.....
---St Banquo Helle.
For further reference see
Sure-I-Want-to-go-to-Hell--All-My-FRIENDS-Are-Down-Therecclesians II 36:71-73.
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