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Date: Sun, 27 Jan 91 23:35:39 EST
From: Michael Turyn <mturyn@psyche.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
``You 've got to excuse me; I was crawling around my Mexican hut killing bats
with a ruler---big ones too. Funny, but they only showed up after I was the
last one to shout ``Dharan'' and I had to take that shot....''
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Date: Mon, 28 Jan 91 00:50:02 EST
From: Pam Phillips <izandal@psyche.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Oh yeah, and every morning they get up and go to their HELL job, so you can
make enough HELL money, so you can be a conTRIBUTEing citizen of HELL, and bring
the children every week to your HELL church, so they too can learn how to be
good citizens of HELL, but it's all for nothing 'cause HELL money isn't good
anywhere but HELL 'cause it's issued by the chinese HELL church, just look
at that face on it, and the funny little sideways hat it's wearing, that
fellow isn't smoking a pipe, so you might as well BURN it, after all, every-
thing is for burning in HELL, no one even knows what a pipe is, let alone
the Pipe, they just smoke that money straight, light it up, and breathe that
incense pstench, 'cause burning up your money is all the slack you can
get in HELL, HELL YEAH, we got money to burn, 'cause we're IN HELL NOW!
bye children, and don't forget to kill "bob" if he meets the Buddha
Penny-5
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