Today's Topics:
confirmation, or how "Bob" saved me $$$
Put Satan to work for *YOU*!
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Date: Tue, 22 Jan 91 14:32:00 EST
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Subject: confirmation, or how "Bob" saved me $$$
To: mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uu.psi.com
Chilkat, the cursed and blessed, is a subgenius deity.
one of "Bob"'s boy/girls.
the postal diety.
after excremeditating on chilkat i put faith to test
and mailed six letters without postage on them.
3 were recieved without notice of postage due.
positive proof of chilkats steadfast ambilivance!!
time for a Chilkat devivial!
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Date: Tue, 29 Jan 91 12:10:35 -0500
From: Michael Leibensperger <mjl@lccma.bos.locus.com>
Subject: Put Satan to work for *YOU*!
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Last night I was listening to Deutsche Welle, the German shortwave
network, and they broadcast a story about a French company called
"Divinitel". Divinitel has offices in a Paris side street not far
from the Louvre, and they give advice to corporate clients based on
seances, demon raisings, astrology, or whatever particular form of
magick the client prefers.
They will do hexes and curses, and also advise on propitious dates and
times for stock offerings, mergers, corporate reorgs, etc., etc. The
staff (and the office itself) is divided into a white side and a dark
side, the white side being an area filled with cubicles for
astrologers, clairvoyants, aura readers, and other "white magic"
types, and the dark side (literally, since they cover the windows with
black curtains at all times and work by candlelight) being for the
sorcerers and Satanists. There is a shared conference
room/altar/seance chamber in the middle.
The company says it's making beaucoup bucks, a big increase from their
revenues from last year (I forget the percentage). Naturally, none of
their clients are interested in having their names published.
These are *indeed* the fuggin' End Times!
I think this is a golden opportunity for one of you high-quality
ranters out there to land a lucrative job in France, in the City of
Lights! If you have sufficient "talent" reading 'frop ash, there's no
reason whatever *not* to send your resume! Go for it! "Bob" DEMANDS
IT!!!
yr obdnt svnt,
His Righteous Holiness X-Pope Michael J. Leibensperger, D.D., P.D.Q.
P.S. Greetings to Chris Koenigsberg at C-MU. Remember *me*, dude?
-- Michael J. Leibensperger Locus Computing Corp./Boston "None are so deeply enslaved 25 Burlington Mall Road as those who falsely believe Burlington MA 01803 they are free." (617)229-4980 x169 -- J. W. von Goethe mjl@locus.com------------------------------
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