Today's Topics:
meeces
The more you drive...
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Date: Wed, 30 Jan 91 13:11:49 CST
From: Pink <prince@pebbles.tcs.uh.edu>
Subject: meeces
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
If you meet Buddha on the Goad, go bob him.
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Date: Wed, 30 Jan 91 11:14:08 EST
From: David Gingold <gingold@think.com>
Subject: The more you drive...
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
I got a renewal request from the Sacred Heart Auto League in the mail
Monday. The letter below explains what this wonderful organization is all
about.
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Dear Auto League Member,
Whether you consider driving a boring and
aggravating routine or an exhilarating experience,
membership in the Sacred Heart Auto League will turn
your driving into a spiritual exercise of great
value. Now is the time to renew your membership.
Members learn to live their whole
lives in union, in touch with the
Sacred Heart of Jesus. A routine
aspect of their lives such as driv-
ing can be a good place to deepen
that relationship with Jesus.
The Lord did say "Ask, and you shall receive."
We need to implore His blessings on our vehicles and
turn what some consider a boring and profitless rou-
tine into a prayer. Auto League members do believe
in prayerful, careful, and reparative driving.
With these great blessings that God bestows
upon us in our driving, however, also come respon-
sibilities. By driving reparatively, we make repar-
ation for careless and negligent drivers and we
become more attentive and prayerful.
The Driver's Prayer, which you
receive with your membership,
encourages you to dedicate each
mile of your travels as a prayer.
Please continue to pray it always.
Your gift enables us to promote devotion to
the Sacred Heart of Jesus and to engage in many
apostolic works in His name.
Finally, as a member of the Sacred Heart Auto
League, you share in the manifold blessings of the
Mass offered daily for all members. May God bless
and protect you in all your travels.
Sincerly in the Heart of Christ,
(signed)
Fr. Bob Hess
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You can can request your own membership by writing to:
Father Bob Hess
Sacred Heart Auto League
Walls, Mississippi 38686-0010
-dg
P.S. -- Can anybody post the complete lyrics to "Plastic Jesus?"
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