Today's Topics:
Pphhhhhpptt!
the evil that men do oft times lives after
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Message-Id: <8bht_oO00WB6E3KW42@andrew.cmu.edu>
Date: Tue, 12 Feb 91 02:01:08 -0500 (EST)
From: Christopher Gene BeHanna <cb2s+@andrew.cmu.edu>
To: Bulletin Board Administration <bb+graffiti.NET-TREK-SUCKS@andrew.cmu.edu>
Subject: Pphhhhhpptt!
Look, all you whining, smelly, greasy, smelly, out-of-shape,
motherfucking, couldn't-tie-your-shoes-without-instructions-so-you-wear-
shoes-with-Velcro, clumsy, inept, clueless fuck GEEKS:
This bboard was created so that those of us with LIVES who have WORK to
do but are INTERRUPTED by your GODDAMN, sniveling, yelling, screaming about
free()'d data structures, NETFUCK-playing NOISE can BLOW OFF STEAM so that
WE DON'T CHOKE THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU ON THE SPOT!
So SHUT THE FUCK UP! If you want to play, then play, BUT FOR CHRIST'S
SAKE BE QUIET!
A public service message from
Chris BeHanna
Did I forget the :-)'s? @sarcasm( Oh, Damn).
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Date: Tue, 12 Feb 91 10:33:29 EST
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Message-Id: <9102121533.AA02262@shadow.>
To: ucscb.ucsc.edu!gristle@uu.psi.com
Cc: mc.lcs.mit.edu!subgenius@uu.psi.com
Subject: the evil that men do oft times lives after
this is a secret! i arem sharing it only wit you, Rev. du Gristle, being
you are the only flesh and blood living that could possibly comprehemded
it! this is nerver intended for general distribution, so keep it quiet!
this is the secret: when the computer goes down at the library, you may
only check out three books!
see?!
by nhnh! i hated to be the one to bear that- but now we are both in it together!
praise chilkat! may he be forever cursed!
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