Today's Topics:
a dream of epoch proportions...
Spametics: The Spam Way
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Date: Thu, 14 Feb 91 14:31:54 -0800
From: 71155000 <skreee@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
Message-Id: <9102142231.AA13473@ucscb.UCSC.EDU>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: a dream of epoch proportions...
This mornin' I awoke in a confused state....I had had a dream...a visionthat had me "wraslin' with the G'broagfran itself"...it went somthing like this
...I was standing in front of a series of maniquins...at a department
store perhaps... I turn.... and stare at one... its one of those obnoxious
streamlined manniquins with chisled features and pointy hair...its complexion
was either shiny gold or granite...I couldn't be sure...
Suddenly the face of this one figure begins to hiss...I can hear
the pings and grinds of machinery within... the face splits down the middle
and separates like a Transformer...metallic plates and small wires
encrust the interior... but what catches me by surprise...is that BOB himself
is staring at me...he pokes his head out of this manga nightmare... somehow
he had his pipe, which seemed almost impossible considering the cramped space
within....some say the pipe can fold up into his skull...I don't think this is
the case though...
...He started shootin' th' shit with me....I can't be sure whether or
not he told me anything of value,....he may have just told me his bowling
scores for the past month...I can't be sure...
...I think he'll be back....
-DADDY-O
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Date: Mon, 11 Feb 91 12:40:18 +0100
From: Jean-Alain Le Borgne <jalb@ccv.fr>
Message-Id: <9102111140.AA17228@jekyll.ccv>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Spametics: The Spam Way
Truly, what DIANETICS is to HUBBARD, SPAMETICS is to the SPAMPOPE.
What ZEN is to BUDDHISM, SPAMETICS is to the SUBGENIUS. TOTAL SLACK
thru ENDARKENMENT! To see the LIGHT you have to be in complete
DARKNESS FIRST! Already, under your OWN EYES, it ain't the WORD, it
ain't the PHILOSOPHY, it ain't the CONCEPT, it even ain't the PROOF or
anything, IT IS THE FOOD that you can EAT TODAY, and by EATING IT,
OVERCONSUMING IT, enter the PRACTICAL WAY TO SLACK!
Stay tuned. ---The SpamPope
[jalb]
Fortune Of The Hour:
. I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!!
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