Today's Topics:
Conspiracy mail-tampering?
diskusting rewardian drivilE
JHVH-1's Nuclear Capability
Nuclear Bombs (2 msgs)
Why bother?
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Message-Id: <9102192326.AA11463@twitch.media.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Conspiracy mail-tampering?
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 91 18:26:22 EST
From: mt@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 91 18:19:40 -0500 (EST)
From: Seth Malcolm Redmore <sr2s+@andrew.cmu.edu>
Hello..
I don't know how the hell my post ended up on the digest... I had never
even heard of it until people started mailing me about it.
Thanks,
Seth
Since you took it upon yourself to tell me this, could you do
me a favor and post to it saying that I have no idea how this happened?
If you won't, let me know, so that I can find someone who will.
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Date: Tue, 19 Feb 91 10:50:12 EST
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Message-Id: <9102191550.AA03577@shadow.>
To: mc.lcs.mit.edu!Subgenius@uu.psi.com
Subject: diskusting rewardian drivilE
HOW VulaRE TO HaVE alleged SUBGENIUSEs disCLAiming!
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Date: Mon, 18 Feb 91 22:47:45 -0800
From: Kareem Du Gristle <gristle@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
Message-Id: <9102190647.AA13822@ucscb.UCSC.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: JHVH-1's Nuclear Capability
Recently, the Santa Cruz 25 Hour Clench has been fighting several
of JHVH-1's robot clones that have been roving over the Santa Cruz
area and spreading the gospels of AntiSlack04. They put up a flyer
that said:
Constipated? Jesus Cares! Come to our "Open
Debate"
etc.....
We all know that the only *true* enema for a clogged mind or body
is smoke blown up the rectum by our own "Bob". These antidicks
attempt to provide their own SchoolMarm Jesus Enema which could only
clean out the most mayonaise lubricated human....
The radiation count emmanating from the clones is very high, suggesting
that they are indeed nuclear driven. During an attack by JHVH-1,
have any of you Rev. seen nuclear weapons used? Our Protecto-Domes(tm)
have kept all major attacks away from Santa Cruz (knock pipe) so we
have not seen any large weaponry used recently.
Rev. Kareem du Gristle, Santa Cruz 24 Hour Clench
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Date: Mon, 18 Feb 91 21:43:46 PST
From: Gumby Vinayak Wallace <gumby@cygnus.com>
Message-Id: <9102190543.AA13715@cygnus.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
In-Reply-To: <MbjnfF600j_i8689kq@cs.cmu.edu>
Subject: Nuclear Bombs
From: Seth.Redmore@cs.cmu.edu
Subject: Nuclear Bombs
There are a couple of _big_ problems in building a nuclear weapon.
1)Detonator Design -- Explosive "lenses" need to be used in the implosion
bomb. Placement is critical, like, it won't blow
up if the placement is wrong. How do you assure
simultanious detonation?
You can look up the asnwer in a lot of places. I suggest you peek
inside a box of Jell-o brand dessert.
No fooling, according to Sakharov (and the US Attorney General) this
is how those pesky Russkies did it in the 50's.
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Message-Id: <9102192114.AA11342@twitch.media.mit.edu>
To: Seth.Redmore@cs.cmu.edu
Cc: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Nuclear Bombs
In-Reply-To: <MbjnfF600j_i8689kq@cs.cmu.edu>
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 91 16:14:48 EST
From: mt@media-lab.media.mit.edu
The subgenius list is for bullshit, please keep factual material off
of it. Thank you.
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Message-Id: <9102191755.AA05266@beethoven.MIT.EDU>
From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Why bother?
Date: Tue, 19 Feb 91 12:55:39 EST
} Subgenius Digest Tue, 19 Feb 91 Volume 2 : Issue 96
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} From: Seth.Redmore@cs.cmu.edu
} Subject: Nuclear Bombs
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} There are a couple of _big_ problems in building a nuclear weapon.
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} 1)Detonator Design -- Explosive "lenses" need to be used in the implosion...
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} 2)Weapons Grade Material -- This, you can steal. I believe that there is...
I seem to remember this same discussion about 3 years ago, and my
question remains the same:
If you've got 12-20 pounds of plutonium (no mean feat, I'll admit) and
don't have the technology for a thermonuclear device, why not just build
a radiological bomb? Prepare the plutonium as a very fine *dust* and
detonate at a height of maybe a 1/2-mile or a mile above a big city, or
better, over a concentration of the wealthier "bedroom community"
suburbs of that big city. This, it seems, would yield a much bigger
buck for your bang, so to speak.
Again, I'm not recommending this course of action to anyone, but it does
seem to be the greatest threat from a semi-nuclear terrorist.
Heironymus "Dead Duck" Edison
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