Subgenius Digest V2 #106

Automatic Subgenius Digestifier (@mc.lcs.mit.edu:Subgenius-request@mc.lcs.mit.edu)
Fri, 1 Mar 91 00:14:30 EST

Subgenius Digest Fri, 1 Mar 91 Volume 2 : Issue 106

Today's Topics:

Customer Service!
----------------------------------------------------------------------

Date: Thu, 28 Feb 91 10:04 MST
From: "James J. Lippard" <LIPPARD@ccit.arizona.edu>
Subject:
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Message-id: <B193F7728A5F40D226@ccit.arizona.edu>

Re: the kid who wanted to receive a record number of postcards:

KILLED BY KINDNESS
Mario Morby, 12, a cancer patient who had received two million postcards
of get well support from around the world, was discovered dead by the
family dog underneath a stack of about 500,000 postcards that had toppled
over and suffocated him. *Winchendon Observer* 19 Dec. 1988 via
Deadfromtheneckup Inc.

--from the Fortean Times, #56 (Winter 1990), p. 12

------------------------------

From: dryfoo@athena.mit.edu
Message-Id: <9102281813.AA26028@beethoven.MIT.EDU>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Customer Service!
Date: Thu, 28 Feb 91 13:13:31 EST

}<<many forwardings removed>>
}
} To: eniac@mejac.palo-alto.ca.us, eli@pws.bull.com
} Subject: funny sco unix story
} Date: Fri, 08 Feb 91 16:06:19 -0500
} From: Steve Elias <eli@pws.bull.com>
}
} when i was interviewing at sco last week, they told me that their
} customer service line had received a call from a US Army dude who was
} calling from inside his M1 tank in the Saudi desert. apparently, SCO
} Unix runs on one of the computers in the tank. the customer service
} person pointed him to the SCO BBS system and he dialed it and downloaded
} the bug fix.

Wonder if they get those recorded "Free Hawaiian Vacation" calls?

-- dr foo

------------------------------

End of Subgenius Digest
******************************