Today's Topics:
dial-a-presidential press release
Great junk mail -- free
Stadium o' death
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To: The network Clench <SubGenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu>
Reply-to: todd.kaufmann@nl.cs.cmu.edu
Subject: dial-a-presidential press release
Date: Fri, 01 Mar 91 03:50:21 EST
Message-ID: <7923.667817421@NL.CS.CMU.EDU>
From: Todd.Kaufmann@nl.cs.cmu.edu
(i was going to post this 7 weeks ago, but the line has been busy ever since!
finally i got through.)
Tool-free. If you have 3-way calling, you can call up the number, and put
impress your friend on the other line. It's fun.
800/424-9090. White House Press Office Radio Actualities line.
Technical note: 800/424-xxxx was previously restricted to the WDC area,
before the widespread use of ESS switches.. ah, those were the days, when
you could call without fear of being caught. I think I stumbled upon this
number 6 years ago; I haven't seen it anywhere else.
-todd
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Date: Fri, 1 Mar 91 11:17:50 CST
From: Steve Guccione <steveg@cayman.amd.com>
Message-Id: <9103011717.AA21185@cayman.AMD.COM>
To: SubGenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Great junk mail -- free
Cc: steveg@cayman.amd.com
I have been getting some great mailings from The Robert Tilton
Ministries in Dallas, TX.
Huge envelopes full of goodies like "Anointing oil", "prayer cloths",
and a "miracle packet of desert sand". I even have two a life size
posters of the Reverend. Oh, and of course there are lots of donation
envelopes.
You have to get on this mailing list! Some of the sleaziest (but most
nicely printed) Xtian money grubbing this side of Oral Roberts. Send
away (or call):
Robert Tilton Ministries
P. O. Box 819000
Dallas, TX 75318
"24-hour Miracle Prayer Center": (214) 620-6200.
I understand Rev. Bob T. is in some tax trouble. I've heard he can't
come back to Dallas, and was brodcasting from California. It looks
like a Vancouver, BC address is being used, too. So hurry and send
away, while you still can.
-- Steve
-- 3/1/91
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Steve Guccione Advanced Micro Devices
steveg@AMD.COM 5900 East Ben White Blvd.
...!ames!amdcad!cayman!steveg M/S 573
Phone: (512) 462-5567 Austin, TX 78741
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Message-Id: <9103010749.AA20885@media-lab.media.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Stadium o' death
Date: Fri, 01 Mar 91 02:49:39 EST
From: blount@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Yet another whining protester now out of a job writes:
} The button hangs heavily on my coat today. It seems silly to say
} that "War is not the answer" in the face of victory.
}
} When I was eleven I went to my first concert -- Billy Joel at Madison
} Square Garden. It was a sold out show. We had seats in the blue
} section -- blue like the sky, they were that high up. All we could see was
} the bald spot on the top of his head. Does anyone know how many people
} Madison Square Garden seats? I imagine ever seat filled with a dead Iraqi.
} In the front by the stage is one row of dead Americans. And Billy
} Joel is serenading them.
}
And BOB floated over the audience, followspots piercing the holy Smoke
wafting above their itty bitty pink bodies. Through BOB, may we all
sit in the cheap seats and look upon a dome never chrome! Yes, COME
ON VIRGINIA, you catholic girls, catch a whiff of BOB!
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