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Date: Sat, 16 Mar 91 02:09:16 -0800
From: 71155000 <skreee@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
Message-Id: <9103161009.AA27713@ucscb.UCSC.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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Let me explain something to all the slackless ones out there-
My reason for expressing the phrase "SLACK IS DEAD" is devoutly SubG in
every way. For those who thought otherwise, please listen or suffer the fire n'fury of G'broagfran!?
"SLACK IS DEAD" is in reference to the fact that I not only killed BOB
earlier this week while walking around town, BUT I also managed to kill the
psycothropic pinpoint of SLACK itself. As BOB's body lay, bleeding and pasty, I noticed I coudn't keep my bloody, flesh covered hands from shaking. But they
weren't shaking from the actual act of killing BOB; NO it was not from that baseemotion GUILT!!!! Instead, I turned around and felt my Nental Ives tingle...
Before me stood a physical/mental representation of pure undiluted SLACK....and it was in the form of WALT DISNEY'S severed frozen head!
Walt began to spit mouse heads and dollar bills form his disembodied
face. Still riding my adreneline rush from BOB, I lashed out at the head, like
a giant robot attacking Tokyo. The head not only blew up, but it created a
field that blew out all media transmissions and acted as a stomach full of high-
fiber for my upset colon...
I could tell that all of you experienced a slight drop or fluctation in
your SLACK fields...and I guess I'm responsible.
If your'e lucky or rather, if the luck plane swings your way, you too
might be able to kill SLACK at some point...but in til then I guess you'll all
have to use plain ol' Pepto-Abysmal.
-Dervish Slacklander Skre3
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