Today's Topics:
Become Naked! Cheap!
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Date: Mon, 25 Mar 91 08:25:16 CST
Message-Id: <9103251425.AA03250@track29.lonestar.org>
From: "Reverend 3.0" <rev30@track29.lonestar.org>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Become Naked! Cheap!
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If you haven't heard of Pastor Buck Naked then... then... why are you on
this mailing list?! But, have you heard of "Buck Naked and the Bare Bottoms?"
have you heard of the "Buck Naked" in Raliegh, N.C. doing helicopter traffic
reports? Well, the True Buck has and he's mad as hell.
"I get loads of mail asking what's going on with a wave of Conspiracy
`replacements' ripping off my name!" says Buck. Well, if you can't beat
the Conspiracy (and you can't), MAKE FUN OF IT. Buck's plan? To create
a veritable ARMY of false Buck so that the "clever name" of Buck Naked becomes
SO COMMONPLACE that Conspiracy poseurs will scoff at it.
What do you do? Send Buck Naked a S.A.S.E. and he will send you an offcial
Dokument authorizing you to promote yourself as Buck Naked.
Send SnailMail to:
(The Original) Pastor Buck Naked
P.O. Box 140026
Dallas, TX 75214
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