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Date: Sun, 7 Apr 91 01:28:06 EST
From: Michael Turyn <mturyn@psyche.mit.edu>
Message-Id: <9104070628.AA08222@psyche.mit.edu>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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But with slack, you can die a rich man (even if you start out female) on top
of a bed filled with NO MONEY AT ALL, and not even bother with wanting the money
that 's yours for real---in a computer. Slack will make the round-to-integral--
cents errors of every bank account e-mail themselves directly to your checking
account. Slack will make the intelligent viri of the future WANT YOU so bad that
they 'll do next best thing and erase your taxes, even in Dallas.
Look at any sit-com. No-one ever ends up much better than they started. This
is the Conspiracy 's way of saying ``Give up.'' WE of the Church also say
``Give up,'' but when you give up completely with the Church, you are giving
it up TO ``Bob'', and he 'll give it back, lord-a-mercy he 'll give it on back.
You will pay to know what you really think; hell, you 'll pay just to know how
much money you used to have before you paid to know it. But with ``Bob'', you
'll have the FAITH that tells you you 've got more, oh so much more.
Let slack come all over your life; you won 't have to sleep on the wet spot,
because Slack is what will _wake _you _up.
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