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Found in a large, moldy fortune cookie
The Hour of Slack
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Date: Thu, 18 Apr 91 11:04:48 GMT
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Resent-Date: Tue, 16 Apr 91 00:14:26 EDT
Date: Tue, 16 Apr 91 00:14:26 EDT
Subject: Subgenius Digest V2 #139
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Subject: Sweet Jesus
Date: Mon, 15 Apr 91 22:43:12 EDT
From: ingria@bbn.com
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From: "The Rt. Rev. Wor. Dr. Y. Foo" <dryfoo@athena.mit.edu>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Found in a large, moldy fortune cookie
Date: Thu, 18 Apr 91 12:51:26 EDT
FIG PASTE -- thirteen insect heads per two 100-gram samples.
COFFEE BEANS -- Ten percent insect infested, damaged, or molded.
CHOCOLATE, CHOCOLATE LIQUOR -- up to 60 microscopic insect fragments per
100-gram sample, or up to 100 fragments in one sample; or an average of
1.5 rodent hairs in each sample, or up to 4 hairs in any one sample.
FISH (fresh frozen) -- Five percent of fish or fillets with "definite
odor of decomposition" over 25% of fish area; or 20% of the fish fillets
with with "slight odor of decomposition" over 25% of fish area.
HOPS (as in beer, eh) -- Average of 2,500 aphids per 100 grams.
POPCORN -- In six 10-oz. samples, either one rodent pellet or one rodent
hair per sample; two rodent hairs or 20 gnawed grains per pound with
hairs in 50% of samples or 5% by weight of field corn in popcorn.
STRAWBERRIES (frozen, whole, sliced) -- Mold count of 55% in half of the
samples.
TOMATO PASTE (pizza and other sauces) -- In 100 gram samples, either 30
fly eggs, 15 eggs and one larva, or two larvae; or mold count averaging
40% (30% for pizza sauce).
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Date: Sat, 13 Apr 91 02:34 EDT
From: ERNIE <ST891425@pip.cc.brandeis.edu>
Subject: The Hour of Slack
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
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Hi. My name is Andy Weiskopf, and I am the Public Service Director of WBRS-FM,
the Brandeis U. radio station.... while I was in Chicago on vacation, I tuned
into WZRD (NE Illinois Univ.), where I found a great show...THE HOUR OF SLACK!
This show would fit beautifully into our weekend programming, and since it lies
under the auspices of the Church of the Sub-Genius, I was hoping you could tell
me where & how to get weekly service for the show....I believe it comes out of
a radio station on the West Coast...
Please let me know...
Eagerly awaiting your reply...Andy.
P.S. Praise Almighty BOB!
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