Today's Topics:
big devival in NYC, may 31
Cure for diabetes!
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Date: Mon, 22 Apr 91 15:32:20 EDT
From: Joshua Glasser <shadow!joshua@uu.psi.com>
Message-Id: <9104221932.AA01457@shadow.noname>
To: MC.LCS.MIT.EDU!SubGenius@uu.psi.com
Subject: big devival in NYC, may 31
" Supeiror Mutants and dlackmasters
We inform you that we have succeeded in booking a devival at CB's Gallery
for May 31st. Now it is our challenge to summon the gods, mock them
and make arrangements for the revs who will be risking their lives for a
little crumb of slack salvation. We are running around in circles
dressed in radioactive negligeas, wearing lead wigs and hydrogen hula skirts
and trying all sorts of other nice things to get experienced rantors to
participate in the legendary event.
We at the First Sacred Pipe are so worried that we won't find these warriors
in the faith in the TRI that Deakon Tom and Rabbi Steve have begun spitting
fire at each other and speaking in tounges back-wards. Most importantly
we need women ranters "
call for information or to participate:
Rev. Wally (718) 383 2509 Deacon Tom (718) 398 8750 Rabbi Steve (718) 349 3472
as heard on the HoS!
its definitely going to be a GOOD TIME (tm). we've imported Rev. Buck Naked from
dallas to MC, and we got Rev. Don Trubey's new band supplying accustical surgery.
of course, there will be chilkat and beans mentioned more than once!!
i'm putting together background and foreground audio barrages- Please
email me any rants or rant bits contrbutions (if you wont get on the stage
yourself) for inclusion or cannibalization.
our last devival at "Bob"'s bar in march in brooklyn was a BLAST!
this will be much bigger. Ceebee Geebee on the bowery.
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Date: Mon, 22 Apr 91 10:01:36 edt
From: Eric Haines <eye!erich@uu.psi.com>
Message-Id: <9104221401.AA26358@juniper>
To: subgenius@media-lab.media.mit.edu
Subject: Cure for diabetes!
I thought I would pass this one on. Sorta nostalgic - I thought this thing
had gone out of style in the mid-eighties or so, but evidentally Devi is
touring the USA right now.
>From: scoter@ntmtv.UUCP (Patrick Thompson)
>Newsgroups: ny.general,talk.religion.newage,talk.religion.misc,sci.philosophy.meta,alt.paranormal
>Subject: Shri Mataji interview (repost)
>Organization: Northern Telecom, Mtn. View, CA
>
>The following is an interview with Sri Mataji Nirmala Devi that
>appeared in a magazine called Zireus in May of 1983 before a visit
>by Sri Mataji to the U.S. It is interesting in that the writer gets
>his self-realization during the interview.
>
>'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
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>SHRI MATAJI NIRMALA DEVI
>"AND THE COOL BREEZE"
>
>by Stan Bostock
>
>... stuff deleted
>
>"Too much thinking can give people diabetes. It is not sugar that
>causes diabetes, it's thinking. We can cure diabetes. After
>realization. And this new thing AIDS. After realization we can cure
>that too. With realization you become your own guru. You can
>diagnose your own problems and those of others, and you can cure
>them. Anybody with their realization and the desire to develop their
>spirit, can cure and be cured."
Too much thinking ==> diabetes. Hmmm, on this principle, we could develop a
whole new set of correlations (actually, it's probably been done):
Too much thinking about acronyms ==> AIDS, TB, MS
Too much thinking about mathematics ==> bone calculus buildup
Too much thinking about baseball ==> Lou Gehrig's Disease
So, be careful out there when you're thinking, especially if it's contagious.
For example, if you think about Albert Camus, warn people that you might
contract The Plague. If you even think about thinking about the Bible chapter
on the Pharoah and Moses, hey, move outta my neighborhood first, please.
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