Today's Topics:
Big Problems By Mail
Church News
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Date: Fri, 26 Apr 91 18:01:16 CST
Message-Id: <9104270001.AA03600@track29.lonestar.org>
From: Charles Forsythe <forsythe@track29.lonestar.org>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Big Problems By Mail
Okay,
How many of y'all have sent stuff to PO Box 140306 and NEVER GOTTEN
an answer? How many of you have bought stuff from the Church and ended up
only with a cashed check? Well, if such has happened (causing you to curse
the name of Stang) THERE IS SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW:
The Church mail is read and answered by Will O'Dobbs (Will Frazier),
a STUCK UP COMIC BOOK SALESMEN and ALL AROUND TOTAL LOSER. Next time you
send an irate letter to the church, you'll know who to chew out.
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Date: Fri, 26 Apr 91 19:59:35 CST
Message-Id: <9104270159.AA03620@track29.lonestar.org>
From: "Reverend 3.0" <rev30@track29.lonestar.org>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: Church News
The SubGenius Video will premier on MTV (can you believe it?) on May 1st
and will be shown every four hours. May is definitely the month for the
30-day free no-risk cable trial.
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