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byte-swapped tag image from a number of digests ago
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Date: Wed, 8 May 91 00:40:04 -0700
From: 60312000 <grendel@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
Message-Id: <9105080740.AA11639@ucscb.UCSC.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
To the devoid of slack:
stop reading NOW.
To those for whom morealism is a way of life:
I have a tape of that wonderful, slackful commercial for Nissan,
in which 'Bob' drives throughout San Francisco, getting, what else,
SLACK! It's the most thrilling, most convincing, and by far, the
best commercial of this century! (Therefore, EVER!)
Here's a brief synopsis:
BOB drives around in his Nissan, gets on a bridge, enters a SPECIAL
lane, marked SPECIFICALLY for BOB HIMSELF (it says "This lane for BOB")
and the viewer sees HIM passing all the other dupes of the conspiracy
in their gas guzzling JHVA-1 mobiles. The video is chock full of BOB
receiving slack in his SlackMobile. The only part they edited out was
the scene where Connie steals his breakfast from the local deli...
My friend posed as a Communications major at UCSC who wanted to
write a paper on their commercial, and they were more than willing
to GIVE us a tape of it, as well as all the other information we
could possibly want.
Sheesh! Makes you think. No, it makes you stop needing to think! Bob is!
"Have intercourse with a live, beautiful girl, or damn near anything else!"
grendel
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Date: Wed, 8 May 91 14:57:53 PDT
From: Anything you don't mean can't hurt you <autodesk!melange!abeals@fernwood.mpk.ca.us>
Message-Id: <9105082157.AA06534@melange.YP.acad>
To: subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject: byte-swapped tag image from a number of digests ago
If anyone is interested in a copy of this, let me know. I've managed
to put all the bytes back in the correct order. I'll return a gif format
file [as it's much smaller than an XBM format file].
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