Today's Topics:
sand painting and dispensation
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Date: Wed, 22 May 91 00:23:32 -0700
From: 71155000 <skreee@ucscb.ucsc.edu>
Message-Id: <9105220723.AA01670@ucscb.UCSC.EDU>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
Subject:
So did any of you northern California subbies
get to the BIG DEVIVAL last weekend?!
Rev. Gristle and I saw the Butthole Surfers
then cut across town to the DNA lounge...
but the SubGenius crowd had taken off by the
time we got there...
-Rev. Skreee
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Date: Tue, 21 May 91 22:31:31 PDT
From: Gumby Vinayak Wallace <gumby@cygnus.com>
Message-Id: <9105220531.AA05584@cygnus.com>
To: Subgenius@mc.lcs.mit.edu
In-Reply-To: <9105211500.AA22621@juniper>
Subject: sand painting and dispensation
Date: Tue, 21 May 91 11:00:34 edt
From: Eric Haines <eye!erich@uu.psi.com>
There's a guarantee you usually just don't get in
Judeo-Christian traditions (though a friend once did get a
dispensation from the Pope himself [no lie] that said he did not
have to stay in some waiting room in heaven for processing (or
something like that, it was never entirely clear what the
bureaucratic levels are before being judged by the Angel Gabriel)).
I wish I'd thought of this when I ran for pope in high school (this
was before the first JP pope -- I learned my lesson by the time they
started looking for the second JP pope. Some of my classmates who had
been brainwashed by the Cult Hierarchy wree sent their activation
orders and roughed me up several times). Selling indulgences has a
long and profitable history.
At the time I thought the campaign was ideal: sell the vatican, move
to the carribean, change the Habits to something more accomodating to
the weather down there, Moving the feat days to exam weeks and
including more interesting dishes like Kung Pao chicken to various
Saints' days. Not to mention upping the proof on the sacramental
wine...But I forgot to cove the afterlife. I must have been
receiveing transmissions backwards in time from Bob telling me that it
was no use -- the Xists were gonna get us first.
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